Paragon One
Livin' la vida loca. -
10/22/2015 1:28:41 AM
>The year is 2048
>Donald Trump has conquered much of the known world.
>Illegal immigrants are deported to the moon.
>Canada has left the planet in search of intelligent life.
>The Trumptator is making plans for his Blitzkrieg against Europe, the last free kingdom of men.
>Trump is sitting on his golden throne in his golden mansion.
>He is watching the mighty Trumpwaffe fly out to bomb Europe.
>Meanwhile at the front gates…
>Many lolz are being gathered.
>Guards are being fragged left and right.
>It's Arby n' Chief.
>They've come to ban the Trumptator.
>"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!" Says the Chief as he lasers the Trumpstapo. "Shoop da Whoop!!!"
>Arbitur skillfully engages guards with his DMR, earning their respect for his use of actual skill in the act of slaughtering them.
>Chief blasts the door open with his Spartan Laser.
>100 guards are inside.
>They all fire on Chief.
>But Chief haz Armer Lock.
>They can't beat Armer Lock.
>When they all reload, Chief gets up and kills all of them.
>Trump is all that's left.
>Arbitur walks up to the Trumptator.
>They enter a lengthy philosophical discussion involving their opposing views on life.
>Arbitur pulls out his Magnum.
>"Trump…" he says in the voice of Microsoft Mike.
>Trump cowers before his 1337 hax.
>"You're fired."
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Frankenpants
10/25/2015 4:19:43 PM PermalinkKEEP CALM. and execute order 66. - 10/15/2015 2:59:10 PM]>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" -
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Sp00ky Dolph
10/25/2015 4:31:29 PM PermalinkMy Mom thinks I'm cool ;-; - 9/28/2015 9:24:57 PM>Canada has left the planet in search of intelligent life -
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Mrmoney211
10/26/2015 5:15:41 PM PermalinkTrumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Built by the Mexicans 100 feet tall, El Chapo pushed Trumpty off the wall, Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Trumpty just wanted to deport the immigrants, Why did El Chapo have to be so inconsiderate? Trumpty Dumpty missed his escalator, Why did Obama make such bad legislature? All the Mexican rapists, Tried to help the poor racist, But even Obama's Kenyan assasins, Couldn't put Trumpty back together again. (Yes I made this myself just now.) -
OddBallWolf
10/26/2015 6:07:45 PM PermalinkPumped for all these games coming out... - 10/22/2015 9:52:31 PM[quote]>The Trumptator is making plans for his Blitzkrieg against Europe, the last free kingdom of men.[/quote] -
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