
jbentzing18
So I was sitting in History class and my teacher told everyone to look to the front of the room. Being the intelligent individual that I am, I stood up and turned my desk towards the door from which I walked into the room. The teacher got angry at me for being smarter than him and called me a retard for thinking the door was the front of the room. I replied that, obviously, the door is the front because you entered the room through the front door and that he was in the back of the room. This went on for quite a while until the teacher got fed up with my intellectual presence and sent me to the principal's office.
I can't believe that people still can't tell which way is "back" or "front". It's a childishly simple concept. The door is called the [i]front[/i] door for a reason. I just can't deal with these idiots ruining my education anymore. I plan on dropping out of this school and attending one without these nimrods who think the front is the focus of the room. Give me a break.
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albeezy
Awayo - 10/8/2015 4:00:03 PMI thought the front and back were determined by booze and gambling? You know...liqueur in the front, poker in the rear... [spoiler]#trashyshirtskidsworeinthe90s[/spoiler] -
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Tort78
10/26/2015 4:33:55 PM PermalinkIt's just a matter of orientation you failed Ender you. Think of a church. You go in the front through the doors and the alter is at...wait for it...the front. It's because the focal point should be causing you to reorient your bearings. Or since we are on the Destiny forum, the doors to the bridge of the Enterprise on Star Trek are not the front. -
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UltraCon79
10/26/2015 4:55:59 PM PermalinkYup all those dum phucs facing the screen from the front row at the theater when we all [i]KNOW[/i] the picture comes from the front of the room in the projector above the door. -
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LordWoodward
It's only a GAME dummy! - 10/12/2015 11:14:09 AMWhen does the back of the room become the front? Did the windows, with the light shining through them, create a situation that dictated which door was going to handle the leadership role of being the room's official front? Um....,sorry I stumbled into absurdism. What did the chalkboard say again? -
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xxEVILMONKYxx
10/26/2015 5:13:27 PM PermalinkStand in the middle of the room. Face the front. What direction is right / left? Realize that using this naming convention has flipped your perception of left and right. If you say the door is the front you better be calling left right and right left. -
pablogordon
Gmmmm - 9/30/2015 7:36:11 PMYou never heard of a side door? Or back door? [spoiler]that sting you feel, is just pride leaving the body[/spoiler]